cootums

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

by red devils March 31, 2007

Cootum

The genitals of a hermaphrodite
A combiniation of a scrotum and a coochie
Often used as an insult

Did you hear that Jessica has a cootume?

by Jennacydal June 6, 2010