cootums 

The fat that hangs off the inner thighs of a fat chick that looks like two streched out bags of golf balls.

"Man dude, that chick got cootums and a fupa. She's a gunt away from having a snak pak."

cootums by red devils March 31, 2007

Cootumbs 

Possibly the best thing ever created by God. He is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. In the case of discover, the Cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.

Tovar-"Wow Cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!"
Cootumbs-"Shutup and feed me."

Cootumbs by Cootumbss January 21, 2009

Cootus

When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.

My rooster just went through cootus, I'm so proud.

Cootus by Bloogus October 12, 2019

Cootum 

The genitals of a hermaphrodite
A combiniation of a scrotum and a coochie
Often used as an insult

Did you hear that Jessica has a cootume?

Cootum by Jennacydal June 6, 2010