Coochtease

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Someone, Male or female who flirts, comes on to, fondles, kisses, makes sexual suggestions to a female knowing they will never stimulate them.

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I had that shorty hot, she was dripping on my seat and I dropped her off at her house.

He was so hot for me and all he did was drop me off...what a coochtease!

Coochtease by mackendacooch November 15, 2010

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clocktease

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

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cockteasery

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner

Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.

cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

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Katy Cocktease

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.

Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.

Katy Cocktease by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011

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cocktease

A girl who flirts with a guy and pretends to put out but when the time comes she won't.

Sherrie was such a cocktease, she came on to Chad but wouldn't put out

cocktease by Niki January 16, 2003

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cocktease

a girl who gets you sooo hard you think you're gonna get sex, but when the time comes, alas, no sex.

You're such a cocktease. How long are you gonna make me wait?

cocktease by sexy s April 13, 2004

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cockteasery

1. The act or actions employed by a cocktease

2. Flirting sexually with no intention of following through with sexual contact.

That bitch is slinging some mean ass cockteasery... but she aint gettin no drinks outa me.

cockteasery by SGT-D December 9, 2004

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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