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coochense 

when something makes you really uncomfortable, and your coochie tenses up!
person 1: did you see the group chat?
person 2: yes omg the message trixie sent made me so coochense!

coochense 

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up
Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat

Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense

coochieness

meaning a fierce gay man with bangs
coochieness is looking good today
coochieness by koomayne September 23, 2009
1. A fictional police detective portrayed by a fictional character named Nathan Wind in a fictional TV show called Sabotage. This was the inspiration for the Beastie Boys video of the same name. A homage to 70's/80's police detective dramas.

Played by the Beastie Boys MCA, aka MC Adam Yauch, aka Nathaniel Hornblower.

2. A person who looks dashing in aviator sunglasses and a fu-man-chu moustache.

3. A moniker used by a Police Officer on a variety of internet fori.

Not to be confused with the indian guy, Cochise.
What were you for Halloween, Mark?

Oh, me and my roomates were the B-Boys in Sabotage. I was Cochese and got laid by three girls!
cochese by James Balboa August 28, 2008

Croom A Coochee 

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven bend road every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Where do you live at?
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.
Croom A Coochee by croomite4lyfe November 2, 2011
snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever
Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.
coochee by Jerry February 25, 2004
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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