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clocktease 

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.
Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
clocktease by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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clocktease 

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.
It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50
clocktease by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014

clocktease 

Somebody who has the ability to manipulate time
Did you watch Back To The Future?
Yeah! Marty is such a clocktease.
clocktease by Arnehehe February 18, 2008

Cockteasian 

A fairly common race of girl who will invite you back to their place after a party, and despite what it may seem, have no intentions of fondling your cock.
The cockteasian cleverly outwitted the drunken boy, and left him sore and disappointed in the morning.
Cockteasian by shaunn926 June 29, 2009

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.
Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.
clockweasel by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

clicktease 

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
clicktease by Whitney R. April 17, 2007
Word of the Day on April 24, 2007

cockteasery 

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner
Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.
cockteasery by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004
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