The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.
The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.
by Thefonzz March 18, 2012
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Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.
by kljsfao;dsifjoa December 1, 2007
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Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
Get the Contempted mug.The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?
William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.
Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.
Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010
Get the Contemplate mug.1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
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Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
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Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?
Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.
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Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
by groundhawk April 2, 2012
Get the Condombate mug.n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.
I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.
by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016
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Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.
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Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.
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by Camorado October 6, 2016
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