Contembate

The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.

The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.

Contembate by Thefonzz March 18, 2012

converbate 

To conduct a one sided conversation. To blather endlessly about one's self but leave little room for another person to speak.

Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.

converbate by kljsfao;dsifjoa December 1, 2007

Contempted 

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.

Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.

Contempted by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022

Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!

Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.

Contemplate by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010

Condombate 

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012

contempathy 

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.

I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.

contempathy by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016

Contribate 

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.

I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.

Contribate by Camorado October 6, 2016