Concerbate
Concerbate by TrulyDisgusting November 1, 2012
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Contembate
The act of mind wandering while you masturbate, causing you to begin thinking about something nonsexual but nonetheless interesting.
The other day I was trying to concenbate, but I started to contembate how time started and why we're all here.
Contembate by Thefonzz March 18, 2012
Related Words
Concerbate • concerate • converbate • conversate • Converbation • Concernation • Concersation • Concerted Game • concerteer • Concerter
Concerted Game
1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.
Concerted Game by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005
Conversate
A word used by people that spell so badly they have no hope of saying the word converse in normal conversation
Conversate by Hatfishing king December 13, 2018
Converbation
Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.
I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .
I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.
I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.
Converbation by Monkey Allen October 12, 2007
converbate
To conduct a one sided conversation. To blather endlessly about one's self but leave little room for another person to speak.
Jody came over to my cube to converbate about her son's soccer game again. I thought she'd never leave.
converbate by kljsfao;dsifjoa December 1, 2007
Conversate
Is a word that is supposed to be a verb deriving from a mutation of "converse" and "conversation. It is in the dictionary as "non-standard except in some dialects".
Some may believe this entry in the dictionary gives the word validity. It doesn't. Any slang or bastardized word embraced by popular culture could end up in the dictionary with this definition. That in no way means that it is a legitimate word.
From the same school as "irregardless" or "ain't". An example was given above to attempt to legitimize this word by quoting rap songs. Ridiculous. Is "Sizzurp" a real English word too?
Some may believe this entry in the dictionary gives the word validity. It doesn't. Any slang or bastardized word embraced by popular culture could end up in the dictionary with this definition. That in no way means that it is a legitimate word.
From the same school as "irregardless" or "ain't". An example was given above to attempt to legitimize this word by quoting rap songs. Ridiculous. Is "Sizzurp" a real English word too?
The type of sentence you might hear from someone who believes this is a word:
"I don't speak English that good but I'm gonna conversate wit cha irregardless"
"I don't speak English that good but I'm gonna conversate wit cha irregardless"
Conversate by wordhelper79 May 28, 2012
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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