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Contempted 

When someone (usually an opp) gets bitten on their eye by a mosquito and becomes dumbfounded.
Man like Sanjay is bare contempted. I heard a mosquito suckled upon his optical sphere and one's gangsterial capabilities have been compromised, yuh dig.
Contempted by Grall but Holy October 2, 2022
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Contempted 

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.
Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.
Contempted by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022

Contemptuous 

Showing or feeling contempt: feeling, expressing, or demonstrating a strong dislike or utter lack of respect for somebody or something.
He's acting contemptuous.
Contemptuous by Jafje April 15, 2007

contemperphobic 

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.
"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet
contemperphobic by rainsom September 8, 2010

contempt 

1. A feeling or attitude that somebody or something is vile, inferior, or worthless; scorn or disdain.

2. In law, the display of disrespect or defiance of authority.
Lydia looked at her leech of a boyfriend in contempt; he'd lost his job, had no prospects, and begged her to quit her job at the club. She refused and told him to drop dead.

Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann and her husband have earned the contempt of much of the United States; even Santorum has taken on a new meaning.

The wife-battering husband arrogantly flirted with female jurors, showing contempt to the court.
contempt by Lorelili September 18, 2011

contemptment 

the state of mind happily regarding everything as inferior, worthless, below your level ... blissful arrogance
John's contemptment was in high gear today as he happily poured scorn on everybody.
contemptment by Akula September 25, 2009

Contempt Thread 

A thread on a social media site used for collecting proof of a fictional character's limits. Used for arguing over who would win in a fight. Opposite of Respect Thread.
Don't be daft, Superman has been taken out by people much weaker than Thor. Check out his contempt thread.
Contempt Thread by MugaSofer May 3, 2017
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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