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someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.
-yo if that nigga dont stop frontin om going conte on his ass
-im feeling conteish at this party
conte by jack motherfuckin d December 14, 2008
A group of contemporary futuristic creatives who mostly in Port Harcourt and fight their way through the difficult media.
These conté folks are ready to start a movement in Port Harcourt
Conté by Lovenew April 10, 2019

Conte Job 

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"
Conte Job by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008

Frank conte

A man who enjoys fishing more than women. He is a great fisherman who has sailed the roughest sea's and is a forgotten war hero. Frank Conte now lives a simply live going to fishing tournaments in Ontario, Canada
Hey have you heard of the forgotten war hero Frank Conte, I heard he lives in Carstad
Frank conte by Barbra Brando October 30, 2019

Giulia Conte

Giulia Conte is a successful and famous politician from Naples, Italy. If you vote for her, you'll never regret it.
Have you decided who you're going to vote for?
-I'm not too sure.

Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!
Giulia Conte by Boyfromtheboot October 6, 2020

jess conte 

A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.
Who's YouTube video are you watching?
It's Jess Conte's, she's so amazing.
jess conte by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017

pulling a conte 

To pursue a girl with extreme indecisive intentions of commitment which results in a neverending recurrence of ignoring & blowing her off, only to later run back with nonchalant texts.
You gotta get rid of that guy, he's totally pulling a conte on you.
pulling a conte by Urbanswagg February 4, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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