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someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.
-yo if that nigga dont stop frontin om going conte on his ass
-im feeling conteish at this party
conte by jack motherfuckin d December 14, 2008
A group of contemporary futuristic creatives who mostly in Port Harcourt and fight their way through the difficult media.
These conté folks are ready to start a movement in Port Harcourt
Conté by Lovenew April 10, 2019

Conte Job 

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"
Conte Job by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008

Frank conte

A man who enjoys fishing more than women. He is a great fisherman who has sailed the roughest sea's and is a forgotten war hero. Frank Conte now lives a simply live going to fishing tournaments in Ontario, Canada
Hey have you heard of the forgotten war hero Frank Conte, I heard he lives in Carstad
Frank conte by Barbra Brando October 30, 2019

Giulia Conte

Giulia Conte is a successful and famous politician from Naples, Italy. If you vote for her, you'll never regret it.
Have you decided who you're going to vote for?
-I'm not too sure.

Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!
Giulia Conte by Boyfromtheboot October 6, 2020

jess conte 

A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.
Who's YouTube video are you watching?
It's Jess Conte's, she's so amazing.
jess conte by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017

pulling a conte 

To pursue a girl with extreme indecisive intentions of commitment which results in a neverending recurrence of ignoring & blowing her off, only to later run back with nonchalant texts.
You gotta get rid of that guy, he's totally pulling a conte on you.
pulling a conte by Urbanswagg February 4, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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