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A group of contemporary futuristic creatives who mostly in Port Harcourt and fight their way through the difficult media.
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conte
someone who thinks they can take on the entire world and is not scared of anything. This kind of person likes to start fights and is usually very athletic. when confronted be careful for this type of person will destroy the average human being, he is extremely crazy so be careful. a conte will usually act like a ghetto guinea usually know everyone at the party often refers to himself as the boss.
conte by jack motherfuckin d December 14, 2008
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Conte Job
When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.
Conte Job by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008
Frank conte
A man who enjoys fishing more than women. He is a great fisherman who has sailed the roughest sea's and is a forgotten war hero. Frank Conte now lives a simply live going to fishing tournaments in Ontario, Canada
Frank conte by Barbra Brando October 30, 2019
Giulia Conte
Giulia Conte is a successful and famous politician from Naples, Italy. If you vote for her, you'll never regret it.
Have you decided who you're going to vote for?
-I'm not too sure.
Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!
-I'm not too sure.
Then you definitely have to choose Giulia Conte!
Giulia Conte by Boyfromtheboot October 6, 2020
jess conte
A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.
jess conte by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017
pulling a conte
To pursue a girl with extreme indecisive intentions of commitment which results in a neverending recurrence of ignoring & blowing her off, only to later run back with nonchalant texts.
pulling a conte by Urbanswagg February 4, 2010
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