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Disregard the constabulary! 

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.
Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)
The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)
constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Contadulate

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Confabulator 

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator
He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied
Confabulator by Mikey308 January 17, 2020

confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)
"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."
confabulation by Franga February 19, 2008

Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"
Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"
Confabulation by i<3life August 25, 2009