Conswella

A person of high intelligence, hardworking and probably out of your league. More graceful than your mom

"That's Conswella, she's the smartest girl in school"

by Hoehoehoe before Christmas February 16, 2021

Conswella

A very tall person. Often seen as a very humble person who doesnt acknowledges her beauty, intelligence and awesomeness. A person hungry for knowledge. Also seen as a confident and outgoing/ down to earth person on the outside but very shy and in touch with her feelings on the inside.

"Conswella ranked first in the test."
"Omg such a conswella"
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by Sbulc February 16, 2021

Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."

by seastone130 March 17, 2010

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

conswervative

A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.

Larry Craig is a conswervative, as is Ted Haggard.

by Q47 January 2, 2009

Consuela

No,No. We need more Lemon Pledge.....

Announcer: Is Mister John home?
Consuela: No, No. Mister John no home.

by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe's (from "Friends") name after she legally changes it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock is like the awesomest name EVER!

by PineapplePrincess May 8, 2005