consuella

She's a bad bitch.

Consuella is a Bad Bitch.

by Badbitchjenny March 13, 2017

White Consuella

Another name for cocaine in powdered or rock form.

Nigga my tires better, I'm on them monsta bellas

I got that brown boy or that white consuella

by getyopurpledrank October 16, 2007

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.

Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

consupulate

When something is so nasty it defies even the foulest of words.

Joe: I would rather circumcise a rabid cat then do the homework
Mrs Johnson: *Consupulates in disgust*

by Microwaved Fork February 12, 2021

Slobovian consulate

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.

Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Consultant

An unemployed white male

Dave is a consultant.

by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019

Consultant

Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission (including some hotel and airline points) and lasting trauma.

Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a consultant?
Experienced consultant: Be able to handle long crippling fuckings and be okay with shortened lifespan

A: You're a consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to for work?
B: I once traveled to bumblefuck Western Virginia for a year. The only view from my hotel was of a large mine or some sort of a blackhole where no light escaped.

by TPain Not Impressed June 22, 2014