Constellatio
Constellatio by R&R word factory November 29, 2016
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constiplation
I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.
constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010
Constiplation
con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.
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poopworryholicconstipatecontemplateupsettivity
Constiplation by LevArtation February 18, 2011
consternation
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006
Constervation
Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.
An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014
Consterbation
David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.
Consterbation by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018
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