Confusturbating

Masturbating to something that confuses you.

It was something weird that had me confusturbating.

Confusturbating by Jonathanfrost January 14, 2015

Consturbating 

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

Consturbating by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022