Carsturbating

The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

by D Flawless November 8, 2021

Crysturbating

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crasturbating

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

carsturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.

Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.

Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.

Carsturbation should be a crime.

by theLitFuse August 3, 2005

Crabsturbating

A method of masturbation in which a man repeatedly pinches the tip of his penis with his thumb and forefinger. Can be done with one or both hands. Also known as crabbing, the crab grab, the fiddlers whistle, and Daniels Song

"Auughh... Ooughh... I'm crabsturbating, crabsturbaaaaaaaation"

by The Dumper February 12, 2009