Catsturbating
The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals
Catsturbating by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021
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Crysturbating
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009
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Crasturbating
Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008
Catsturbation
Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.
Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011
Crapsturbating
Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011
Chatsturbating
Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009
Catsturbation
"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"
Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
"sorry, he just likes you"
Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate
Catsturbation by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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