Catsturbating 

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

Catsturbating by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

Catsturbation 

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Catsturbation 

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)

"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate

Catsturbation by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010