Constitutioner 

A person who studies and advocates for the US Constitution exactly as written and realizes that most lawyers use complicated laws as a way to subvert the US Constitution.

The hard working taxpayer was offended when his neighbor asked him if he was a lawyer, and he responded, “No, I am a Constitutioner!”

Constitutioner by flytosurf August 3, 2025

Constitutional Drift 

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

ConsTITution 

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

ConsTITution by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017

The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Constitution Shredders 

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

Constitution Shredders by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

constitutional by nycgirlh June 12, 2007