Conpacker

A male who relies on a gals finances and is a deadbeat.

Yo you better think twice before you hook up with a conpacker. Its gonna always be outta your pocket.

by GypsyNester May 21, 2018

Cornpacker

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).

Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.

by Ian OK September 25, 2010

Conficker

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Conficker

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.

Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.

by Cappz March 30, 2009

cornpacker

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

Conacher

Jokingly explained as "Norwegian" for a sex toy, typically used by someones mother.

Don't be a Conacher

by Mikel prod June 8, 2017