confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confucked

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

by catfood69 May 11, 2016

donfuckery

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.

I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.

by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020

Confuckdrum

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

by KMac13 April 25, 2021

Conficker

Con (Configuration) ficker (Fucker)

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.

by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020