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Confuckery 

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.
Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.
Confuckery by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.
The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.
Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

donfuckery 

A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.
I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.
donfuckery by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect
That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha
Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

Conficker 

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

confucked 

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore
i’m so confucked right now honestly
confucked by okden April 11, 2020