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cornpacker 

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.
Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!
cornpacker by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

cornpacker 

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."
cornpacker by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010

cornfucker 

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

Corn Packer 

Corn Packer is a derogatory term for a Gay Iowan
Stephen is a hot, sweaty corn packer.
Corn Packer by HomophobiaSucks September 25, 2010

Corn Packer 

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.
Corn Packer by blitzix September 25, 2010