A hypocritical
republican who supports their party’s ideals but whines when implemented policies affect their life because they do not think systematically. Basically, a
hypocrite whose motto is “crack down on others but let me do my thing.” They believe in lower taxes but then bitch when the schools are underfunded and roads are crumbling; they think the
government is too powerful yet complain it doesn’t have a heavy enough hand (eg not enough cops, poor infrastructure, military isn’t strong enough); they support the war on
drugs but drive drunk and use illegal drugs; they believe in the same price for the same service yet complain it’s unfair to poor people.
Examples include: coal miners in WV who believe in free market capitalism yet want subsidies for coal, corn farmers in the Midwest who vote against
government benefits/subsidies yet live on the corn subsidy, community
college students who believe in fewer subsidies yet attend state-sponsored education, business owners who want lower school budgets yet complain how their employees aren’t educated well, California farmers who want more immigration enforcement but lose half their workforce to ICE, pious churchgoers who support a morally bankrupt president, low income earners who cry for tax cuts yet lose necessary services when it happens, capitalist investors who complain trading fees should be lower for people who have less
money.
The Confusatives will always vote for a tiny tax
break for themselves, even if it massively reduces taxes for the wealthy and consequently hurts their schools and roads.
"Did you hear about that Trump supporter who got deported as a result of Trump's
new policy? It doesn't get more Confusative than that."
Confusatives and NIMBYcrats are wonderfully
short-sighted; it's so easy to manipulate them.
