Confusatory 

Means that the situation is confusing

Man, Ms. Jones assignment is confusatory, man.

Confusatory by Byez November 1, 2004

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.

Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.

confusitorial by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011

Confusator 

A person who willingly partakes in the act of confusing other or others. It is used more in educated speech, the lowbrow translation being "annoying bastard".

Student: Hey, what's the answer to number 12?
Confusator: What?
Student: What's the Answer... To question 12 please?
Confusator: Over there.
Student: What?
Confusator: Huh?
Student: Fucking bastard.

Confusator by Reginald Maulding November 8, 2006

confusatorium 

A make believe place where which one is 'trapped' when confused to an extreme degree, completely lost in a conversation, or just plain baffled by anything/the world. Also a voluntary reaction as a desire to avoid accepting something, akin to denial.

Seriously? Stephanie left me for the one legged juggler with herpes? Man, i'm really in the confusatorium over this one. Why? Why the.. I just DO NOT get it.

Also, know anyone who tells stories that are just WAY too long and at the end you really aren't sure what the hell they were getting at? You're in the confusatorium.

luckily for most of us it's temporary

confusatorium by Octo-nuts March 16, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020