Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.
A person who willingly partakes in the act of confusing other or others. It is used more in educated speech, the lowbrow translation being "annoying bastard".
Student: Hey, what's the answer to number 12?
Confusator: What?
Student: What's the Answer... To question 12 please?
Confusator: Over there.
Student: What?
Confusator: Huh?
Student: Fucking bastard.
A make believe place where which one is 'trapped' when confused to an extreme degree, completely lost in a conversation, or just plain baffled by anything/the world. Also a voluntary reaction as a desire to avoid accepting something, akin to denial.
Seriously? Stephanie left me for the one legged juggler with herpes? Man, i'm really in the confusatorium over this one. Why? Why the.. I just DO NOT get it.
Also, know anyone who tells stories that are just WAY too long and at the end you really aren't sure what the hell they were getting at? You're in the confusatorium.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.