Conflator

One who conflates

You sir, are a foul conflator.

by Caaw January 24, 2009

copulator

An euphemism for the much cruder: fucker, sometimes: mother fucker

Leaving the Quick Stop market with his 12-pack, Elmer bid farewell to the doof at the register: 'See ya' later, copulator!'

by Century25 December 7, 2012

conflatulence

The inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. Generally considered deplorable as another's fart is traditionally considered inimical to one's own.

Somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, and indeed scorn, of the purists among us. This conflatulence was both redolent of and offered new insight into Cole Porter's lament, "Down in the Dumps on the 90th Floor."

by Sleuthsayer February 28, 2011

conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

by jrky March 4, 2009

conglaturation

The retarded misspelling when you beat the video game Ghostbusters for the NES, Sega Master System, and Atari 2600.

Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !

yes..."prooved"

by SkaRobotCaptain July 3, 2007

Conglaturations

Usually a sarcastic congratulations when some fucks up big time when they wanted to succed

You lost the superbowl! Conglaturations!

by Gfdsahjkl June 2, 2018

conflatologist

A person who specializes in creatively combining unrelated ideas to imply cause and effect which can be intentionally used to mislead the public.

The best conflatologists are often hired to be Fox News Anchors.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021