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Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.
OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash
Mad Conductor by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.
Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."
Confuckyoulations by star&sky July 7, 2010

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect
That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha
Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

confucktion 

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"
confucktion by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

Beat Conductor 

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."
The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.
Beat Conductor by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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