Confucktor

a train conductor that like to fuck my child

if u see confucktor tell cops plz he eat my bby

help, i saw a confucktor back there

i want to be a confucktor when i grow up

by Your mom is my BAE April 22, 2019

Conductor in Chief

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash

Mad Conductor Kicks ass

by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

by star&sky July 7, 2010

Confuckdrum

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

by KMac13 April 25, 2021

confucktion

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

Beat Conductor

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009