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Conflusterated 

A combination of feeling confused, flustered, frustrated, and angry.
Q - How are you doing?
A - Conflusterated
Conflusterated by FriKaZee January 4, 2004

Conflustrated 

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.
Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..
Conflustrated by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013

confusticated 

The combination of being confused and frustrated.
I am feeling very confusticated.
confusticated by Pooky Nubs September 7, 2006

Conflusterbated 

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter
I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.
Conflusterbated by J Newham June 3, 2008

confustrated 

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together
"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."
confustrated by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus 

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.
Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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