confuctor 

A magician who procures dancing monkeys and dollar signs out of the least likely sources. A badass who leads by example. AKA one of my favorite thirds of the coven formerly known as the coven.

That Jamie is a real Confuctor.

confuctor by Seth-crazed Hoochie April 1, 2024

Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!

James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!

Center Connector by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Conductor in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash

Mad Conductor Kicks ass

Mad Conductor by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

connector 

someone who has an evanconnect name (bad siege name)

omg! look at this connector!

connector by Florso April 7, 2021