Concrapulated 

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

Concrapulated by taden boarson December 29, 2023

confrapulate

To have sex in a Starbucks restroom.

Paul: "We totally confrapulated last night."
Ron: "Kickass! Did you try it with the mocha?"

confrapulate by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010

Confrapulate

to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines

Damn, you can tell that guy was confrapulated.

Confrapulate by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010

contrapulate 

a word that fits your needs -- can mean anything you want it to.

omg! liz ate the last cookie. i'm gonna contrapulate her!

or

ooh, emily looks sexy today. i wanna contrapulate her.

contrapulate by emiliz January 3, 2009

Concrapulations 

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

Concrapulations by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

concrapulations 

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

concrapulations by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

concragulate

To calculate, to process an idea.

I have to concragulate my taxes.

concragulate by BigBoiKGB May 13, 2005