confrapulate
confrapulate by Metonychoseuthis May 3, 2010
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Confrapulate
to conceive a baby during sex in a Starbucks restroom, and the baby grows up and at the age of 30 is shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines
Confrapulate by Whitney Addams May 3, 2010
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conflabulate by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004
conflatulate
1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations)
2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart
3. To congradulate someone with a fart
2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart
3. To congradulate someone with a fart
1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor"
2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95
3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.
2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam!
Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95
3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.
conflatulate by MSmits5 September 14, 2008
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