Conferned

The state of being concerned and confused at the same time.

Me: *is in a questionable situation*
Me: I am so conferned right now...

Conferned by mystical bean November 11, 2018

Socially Concerned 

Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.

Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.

Socially Concerned by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015

Concerned Adult Brigade 

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.

Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."

Concerned Adult Brigade by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011

Deeply Concerned 

An expression used in PR, especially political, when the person or organization is expected to care about a situation and comment on it, but:

1) They don't actually give a shit, because the situation in question isn't particularly relevant to them, but it is politically imprudent to say that outright.

2) They definitely will not be doing anything about it.

Has become a generic response to any negative situation the person/organization is asked about but cannot or would not actually be concerned at all about.

Reporter: Mr. President, how do you feel about the plight of double amputees in Micronesia?

President: We are deeply concerned for the well being of those brave individuals.

Deeply Concerned by Hagen von Tronje December 16, 2012

conference whore 

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.

Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.

conference whore by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013

Conferido 

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.

"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"

Conferido by ditaditabobitabananafanafofita March 7, 2009

conference whore 

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!

conference whore by Bond Architect September 7, 2013