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Conferido

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.
"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"
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conservidouche

A person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness
Putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.

"Just let us play after sundown, Brandon Grentz room 414, don't be a conservidouche."
by Doctor Boobs November 6, 2009
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Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.
"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"
by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008
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conformidore

Slang for popular Australian Holden car Commodore which is driven by every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the continent. Technological dinosaur and commonly know to be a complete bucket of shite.
"Mum's home with the shopping, can you help her get it out of the Conformidore...."
by Maur Schtupedschit July 1, 2005
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confido

Confido refers to two things, (i)one physical and (ii) one psychological. Although different, the two concepts closely intertwine.

i) The Confido is a legendary tattoo made famous by a young man from the city of Trondheim in Norway. Unique in style, placement and artwork, the Confido works as a sexual magnet on both male and female admirers. What the word confido really means is quite a mystery, with explanations depending on the alchohol level of the Confido bearer.

ii) Various interpretations of the Confido tattoo have lead to similar conclutions. Confido probably has something to do with self esteem, and/or trust in oneself. This means that a man with high belief in his own abilities has a high confido. A man with low self esteem and who is full of self-pity posseses no confido at all.
1) Confido-guy: "Man, I had to cover up the Confido at Bunnpris today.. The female cusomers just wouldn't stop looking at it!"

2) Confido-guy: "Shit! Guess what!? Today, at Bunnpris of course, I was approached by two hot blonde twins begging to lick my Confido. Due to my high level of confido I let them do it!"

3) Co-worker at BP Buran: "My life sucks! I haven't had any pussy for years, noone wants to sell me pot, I have no friends, and i even suck big-time at playing Counter Strike!"
Confido-guy: "Hey, dude, you REALLY need to boost your confido. Have you thought about getting a tattoo?"
by Tore Topplokk November 1, 2009
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Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious
"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."
by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023
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