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conservidouche 

A person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness
Putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.

"Just let us play after sundown, Brandon Grentz room 414, don't be a conservidouche."
conservidouche by Doctor Boobs November 6, 2009

Confurious 

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.
"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"
Confurious by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido 

I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido.... means

conformidore 

Slang for popular Australian Holden car Commodore which is driven by every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the continent. Technological dinosaur and commonly know to be a complete bucket of shite.
"Mum's home with the shopping, can you help her get it out of the Conformidore...."
Confido refers to two things, (i)one physical and (ii) one psychological. Although different, the two concepts closely intertwine.

i) The Confido is a legendary tattoo made famous by a young man from the city of Trondheim in Norway. Unique in style, placement and artwork, the Confido works as a sexual magnet on both male and female admirers. What the word confido really means is quite a mystery, with explanations depending on the alchohol level of the Confido bearer.

ii) Various interpretations of the Confido tattoo have lead to similar conclutions. Confido probably has something to do with self esteem, and/or trust in oneself. This means that a man with high belief in his own abilities has a high confido. A man with low self esteem and who is full of self-pity posseses no confido at all.
1) Confido-guy: "Man, I had to cover up the Confido at Bunnpris today.. The female cusomers just wouldn't stop looking at it!"

2) Confido-guy: "Shit! Guess what!? Today, at Bunnpris of course, I was approached by two hot blonde twins begging to lick my Confido. Due to my high level of confido I let them do it!"

3) Co-worker at BP Buran: "My life sucks! I haven't had any pussy for years, noone wants to sell me pot, I have no friends, and i even suck big-time at playing Counter Strike!"
Confido-guy: "Hey, dude, you REALLY need to boost your confido. Have you thought about getting a tattoo?"
confido by Tore Topplokk November 1, 2009

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious
"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."
Conserious by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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