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Confefe

Confefe Polite, yet humorous way to say BULL-SHIT
POTUS Donald Trump Originally coined this term late May 2017, 5 months into his controversial presidency.
Can you believe that 80 year old man sitting at the bar it's telling a story about how he picked up an automobile with one hand to rescue a mother and her child trapped underneath. Maybe fifty sixty years ago in his heyday but to say that he did it this morning is such confefe
by Travis, TT June 1, 2017
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Confefe

Confefe is a term coined in 2017 by POTUS Donald Trump, roughly meaning "truffle butter-dirty sanchez". Its a high class word thrown around in locker rooms by uber-bros and the elite-percent referring to the froth that develops outside of a persons mouth when they deliver rigorous oral sex on a penis that has previously penetrated the anus of another person. The foam/confefe is usually a tan color, celebrating the ordeal in lavishly bland tones that directly reference the diet of said partner.
Wow, what a night. I even got some confefe on my polo! Snap!
by Seo Le Roques June 1, 2017
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Confefe

Coffee for liberal idiots or people with the IQ of 20
I was talking to a snowflake. I offered her some confefe for her safe space.
by hhKHHH June 3, 2017
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Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.
During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.
by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013
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Confederate Barbarian Theory.

Confederate Barbarian Theory is a very advanced theory in history, which combines elements from mathmatics, economics, and philosophy relating to the civil war and its causes. While the common man might say slavery or a well educated man might say closer to southern aggression to civilization and freedom might be the cause of the civil war the intellectual man will know the logical conclusion of this. It is in opposition to retarded lost cause theories which content the confederacy worthy of being part of western civilization.

Confederate Barbarian Theory disproves entirely lost cause cuckery with facts, logic, and remaining true to General SHERMAN. It states that the confederates were barbarians whomst sought to destroy freedom, America, civilization, and liberty in order to forge a new dark age of evil where evil weak men would enslave strong superior men.
Weak men say: war of northern aggression
normie men say: civil war
strong men say: war of southern aggression
SRTONK MAN SAY: Confederate Barbarian Theory.
by TheS August 11, 2022
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Confederate Pig Dick

1.) Someone who is offended and threatened by those who are slightly different from themselves. They are particularly fearful of people of color, women, LGTB, non-Christians, anyone who is educated or who has brown eyes and comes from a culture that promotes acceptance, love, family, and nurturing children.

2.) Someone who is willfully ignorant and hateful.

3.) Any man who is intimidated by female power and refers to women as: bimbos, fat pigs, dogs, slobs, disgusting animals, etc. He makes a point of trying to insult, belittle, stereotype and sexualize in order to feel superior to women.

4.) Anyone who gets turned on by confederate flag titty covers and a battle flag pussy shield.

5.) Someone who uses bacon grease as lube and sings/hums Dixie while getting it on.
What’s wrong with the president?

Awww, him... he’s a confederate pig dick.

Why was he elected?

He wasn’t, he lost by 3 million votes... we’re in the midst of a fascist economic coup using racism and xenophobia to distract the public while we’re bankrupted into poverty as a nation.

Oh, that’s weird. I’m gonna watch TV & check Facebook. Are you sure you’re not projecting? Maybe you’re the confederate pig dick.

You’ll only know if you dribble bacon grease on my beer can and get started you disgusting slut. (“O, I wish I was in the land of cotton...”).
by Eye.of.Ra February 5, 2019
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conference whore

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.
Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.
by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013
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