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1. trying to sound smart when you don't know what you're talking about
2. distracting the world with typos when you've just signed a death warrant for the planet
3. A word used to summon the Antichrist and his minions to your service
Examples:

1. I tried to talk to that pretty girl from MIT, but I went all cofefe

2. What, me worry about global warming? Take that, Paris! Cofefe!
3. I am your voice! I alone can fix it! Cofefe!

Syn - bluff Ant - expertise Ety — presidential tweet

Syn - bluff Ant - expertise Ety — presidential tweet
by Hippie Crone May 31, 2017
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When a Russian hooker pisses on you and gets a video
I had a hooker give me this dope cofefe once in St. Petersburg while I was negotiating some sick real estate deals in St. Petersburg.
by datdonktho June 06, 2017
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