"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
by tsukiatari July 21, 2009
Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."
by ToxSick133 December 07, 2012
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
by heymon October 25, 2009
She threw me in my bed, ripped off my pants, and that's when I had to condomplate. I mean sure, I've got a few condoms in my bedside drawer, but do I really want to risk ruining the moment?
by Treyfo' May 23, 2011
the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.
by Peter Moody October 17, 2006
Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”
Effboy: “You right”
by Gthesavagebear October 14, 2017
When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO
When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 02, 2019