condoltulations
condoltulations on your new assignment.
condoltulations by sigxcpu September 5, 2013
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condolulations
an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.
Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"
condolulations by blamo54 December 19, 2012
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Condolatulations
A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.
Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
Condolatulations by Marrio13 September 2, 2011
Condolulations
Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.
Condolulations by UncleWillard August 21, 2020
condoulations
When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.
Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.
condoulations by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024
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