Condering 

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

Condering by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Canadering 

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

Canadering by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021