Compusore

red sores that one gets on one's wrists and finger tips because of subtle computer use

"Dude! Look at my hands! They're all red and stupid and stuff!"
"Dude! You have compusores!"

by myspace/dannyxayala December 21, 2009

Compulsory heterosexuality

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.

I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.

by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018

Compudope

Anything considered to be dope AND computer related. The phrase is often heard being used by geeky programmers writing code and A Level Computing sixth formers, up and down the land.

Katie & Jess: We really need to get our website seen on Google searches
Chloe: you've obviously provided metadata about your site, yeah?
Katie & Jess: meta what?
Chloe: "It's easy, just use this code

<meta name=”description” content=”I Love Geography”>
<meta name=”keywords” content=”World, continent, Mr Maisey, country” />"
Katie & Jess: tap, tap, code, tap, tap, code....no way, that's compudope!

by TheGeoKing February 6, 2020

compuwhore

To extend one's knowlege of computers upon another through assistance in repair or troubleshooting. This term is generaly used in contempt when one wishes his friend or family member did not know of his computer talents.

Ah damn, I have to go compuwhore for my mother-in-law who bought a fuckin' eMachine.

by Vishal Agarwala May 5, 2004

CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.

"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"

by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012

Compulsory University Education Movement

Compulsory University Education Movement, also shortened as CUEM, is an intellectual and scientific movement that advocates University (Higher) Education should be compulsory such as elementary school and high school actually are. CUEM advocates that university fees and taxes should be heavily lowered or even abolished for people be able to graduate in higher education, and it also advocates that exams such as SAT and ENEM should be abolished since everyone will have access to higher education, those exams wouldn't be necessary for majority of universities.

"The Compulsory University Education Movement advocates that with University Education being compulsory, people will have more access to science and technology, and will be better prepared for life and for the future, it also advocates that university education is somehow already compulsory, but there aren't places for everyone and everyone should have access to them as they have to elementary school and high school."

by Full Monteirism January 11, 2021

composure

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

by Larstait November 10, 2003