Compudope 

Anything considered to be dope AND computer related. The phrase is often heard being used by geeky programmers writing code and A Level Computing sixth formers, up and down the land.

Katie & Jess: We really need to get our website seen on Google searches
Chloe: you've obviously provided metadata about your site, yeah?
Katie & Jess: meta what?
Chloe: "It's easy, just use this code

<meta name=”description” content=”I Love Geography”>
<meta name=”keywords” content=”World, continent, Mr Maisey, country” />"
Katie & Jess: tap, tap, code, tap, tap, code....no way, that's compudope!

Compudope by TheGeoKing February 6, 2020

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

Compurape 

To take a work or school computer and press random buttons fervently, leaving the computer in a state of disarray.

Dude, this computer is lagging like hell. Let's compurape it!

Compurape by cuzi555 May 15, 2008

Compuper 

A geneis way of saying computer

I love compupers!

Compuper by Unblockabl January 11, 2021

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

computosexual by meow power November 10, 2009

Compudown Syndrome 

A condition in which one's motivation to overcome technological issues is hindered by the presence of a technically inclined individual within close proximity.

With Dacks in the office, several of the employees developed Compudown Syndrome and forgot that printers needed to be plugged in and turned on in order to operate.

Compudown Syndrome by Dacks_ October 16, 2008

Computophile 

A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....

Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.

Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?

Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful

His friend: what the fuck, get help man.

Computophile by F8less February 24, 2017