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CompuServe

A one great ISP before the time of the standard Internet browser. Then after the AOL acquisition the entire ISP of CompuServe became a piece of junk to make people switch to AOL.
"I should upgrade to CompuServe 2000 so I can get access to all of the Internet! Wait...AOL wants me to switch to them? Random disconnects? WHY AOL MUST YOU DO THIS!!!!!!????"
by Toreris Falern February 16, 2012
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CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
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computergeist

A demonic or spiritial possesion of a computer
I experienced a computergeist today.
by preston compo November 17, 2007
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ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
by IamFoxy January 7, 2022
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computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.
e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”
by Excrucio August 25, 2006
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Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected
My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!
by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018
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Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.
by Prevs September 28, 2009
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