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compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com
CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.
by Dave July 8, 2004
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compuwhore

To extend one's knowlege of computers upon another through assistance in repair or troubleshooting. This term is generaly used in contempt when one wishes his friend or family member did not know of his computer talents.
Ah damn, I have to go compuwhore for my mother-in-law who bought a fuckin' eMachine.
by Vishal Agarwala May 5, 2004
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Computor

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.
OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.
by The village moron January 7, 2010
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computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.
Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.
by meow power November 10, 2009
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doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.
parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!
by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009
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Compustressed

A person that is frustrated beyond sanity when their computer does not behave as expected
My husband had trouble connecting his computer to printer and became compustressed!
by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018
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Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.
by Prevs September 28, 2009
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