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You have no Earnings you cocksucker!
Earnings by Booey Boi’s March 26, 2021

earnings-break 

That time after university after employment where there's no earnings.
The fsp's wouldn't release finance becasue there is an earnings-break.

0 earnings 

When you have not earned any money in a game that has tournaments that you can win money in.
This kid has 0 earnings he is so bad.
0 earnings by Urmomjames January 19, 2021

no earnings 

an insult used by the fortnite community when they are insulting a player for not earning any money because they can win any tournaments playing the game
" what are you doing you're lost, no earnings, packed you like a fish, zero pr, you're dogwater, dollar tree headset."
no earnings by Mr.Fister69nikka February 8, 2021

give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt
(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)
give me my earnings by magecks October 20, 2008

Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)
Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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