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instagram comedians 

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL

Comedianish 

One who turns any situation into a funny one; One who is like a comedian.
Riya: Haha look at the way he is dribbling the ball man
Joshua: Riya shut up e are losing stop making jokes. You're being too comedianish!
Comedianish by Kdna9 April 8, 2021

Covidianism 

The belief that the there truly was a pandemic caused by a Covid-19 viral pathogen.
Wearing face masks, social distancing, and staying home are a remnant of covidianism.
Covidianism by Norm@n May 15, 2023

Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.
I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.
Cometanism by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

comediatise 

Taking a joke out of a non funny or awkward situation.
I comediatised the awkward situation to make it more enjoyable.
comediatise by izzyboo442 February 13, 2024

The comedians 

Also know as comedowns. When you’ve been using party drugs and the high is leaving making you often feel shaky and emotional
How’s the comedians bro?
The comedians by Rbcca February 11, 2021