Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.

I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.

Cometanism by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020

ComyetAnimations // CAD 

a youtuber who makes animations on youtube

"wow, who made this animation?"
"its by ComyetAnimations // CAD!"

ComyetAnimations // CAD by lmao i dunno March 14, 2019

Comedianism 

The act of being a comedian.

Rose: "I believe in Comedianism"

Me: That's neat.

Comedianism by Ben-Kun May 13, 2014

Colemanism 

A fact/statement that you swear is true when it is undoubtedly false.

A: "Bagels aren't good"
B: "dudes that's just a colemanism"

Colemanism by grizzman69 August 6, 2019

Chetanism 

The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village

- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- Gimme some time. Still healing PTSD from recent Chetanism

Chetanism by Han Oil May 9, 2020

cretanism 

The uncontrollable ability to bother, annoy or harass others with one's behavior.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

cretanism by Stanchion May 4, 2014

Chetanism 

The most visually disturbing, vocally condescending flatmate you wish you'd never be trapped in an apartment with. So much of a self-important, emotionally pitiable clown you developed a spasm each time you see him that you add "ism" after his name. He believes he runs a corporation and politics, earns 7 times you do but parasiting at your sight. He trash talks women who can't bear to hear his big shot background and threatens to attack you if you are Asian, white, black, aliens or simply not from his remote village

- When are you inviting us to your housewarming?
- let me heal my PTSD from recent Chetanism first..

Chetanism by Han Oil May 9, 2020