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ColonTapps 

Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._.
ColonTapps by Yammins March 6, 2007

Colonthree 

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.
Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*
Colonthree by Quakeulf August 28, 2009

CoolMontMan12 

a person that is younger then mario kart by 1 day. he also is a bit of a zoomer ngl
Hey coolmontman12, you younger then mario kart wii! OOGA OOGA OOGA BOOGA BOOGAAAAA
CoolMontMan12 by Jumbo Jacob February 1, 2021

Colontonio 

One that has no balls. On rare occasions, has one ball.
Huestin: You got NO BALLS
Colontonio: Very well
Colontonio by ChainGrandma February 15, 2008

Colóntonio 

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.
Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”
Colóntonio by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021

ayre colmon

Ayre Colmon is the type of boy too pipe your sister before a finals game, the type of boy too smash your girlfriend right after hitting a game winner in game 4 . Every girl should get to know An Ayre Colmon face to face ;)
Boy:get away from my girl Ayre Colmon

Girl:😩💦
Ayre Colmon:*winks*
Every Insta Baddie:😫🌊
ayre colmon by C.Knoxx January 18, 2019
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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