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puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.
She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/
by Quakeulf October 12, 2006
mugGet the puffy cheeksmug.

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
by Quakeulf October 30, 2005
mugGet the backfiremug.

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.
"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."
by Quakeulf February 3, 2004
mugGet the system requirementsmug.

np

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.
by Quakeulf February 3, 2004
mugGet the npmug.

kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".
Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."
by Quakeulf April 13, 2010
mugGet the kworiteemug.

self-ownage

When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.
<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage
by Quakeulf May 17, 2004
mugGet the self-ownagemug.

harime

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007
mugGet the harimemug.

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