Quakeulf's definitions
Quality.
Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.
On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".
Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.
On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".
Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."
by Quakeulf April 13, 2010
Get the kworiteemug. by Quakeulf February 3, 2004
Get the system requirementsmug. by Quakeulf February 3, 2004
Get the npmug. When you do something utterly stupid you aren't even aware of, in a situation where your preferences are very much out of place.
<+Quakeulf> Onderhond: It's an universal rule that CS, trance and bimbo-porn fits together in a holy triangle
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage
<Hamilton> Quake, so? you're friends, my cousin listens to rap and plays CS, me, I listen to R&B
<+Quakeulf> They're all equally as awful
<~Onderhond> Hamilton ...
<+Quakeulf> Self-ownage
by Quakeulf May 17, 2004
Get the self-ownagemug. A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.
One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.
One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.
by Quakeulf September 28, 2009
Get the Brollummug. Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.
by Quakeulf October 21, 2007
Get the harimemug. Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
by Quakeulf April 21, 2006
Get the vast left-wing conspiracymug.