Quakeulf's definitions

mhzomg

"MegaHertz Oh My God"

A term used to show awe for fast computers.

p1mp: look at ma 4 jillion mhz quadruple intel amd setup
w0ar: WHOA :o
n4rc: MHZOMG!11

by Quakeulf August 2, 2006

negrofy

To turn something into something with negrotic features.

Someone who negrofies something is a negrofier.

This word, although not well known, is featured in the Japanese-English dictionary "Readers' Plus" by Kenkyuusha.

AfricanAnime used to negrofy anime characters for wallpaper usage.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

norge

Meaning the path north.

"So where do we go from here?"

"I`d say we go Norge!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".

Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."

by Quakeulf April 13, 2010

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009