Quakeulf's definitions

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

Dayum, that shit really backfired.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005

american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!

American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"

by Quakeulf January 24, 2006

oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

by Quakeulf May 1, 2007

negropolis

A city in which black people will naturally thrive in.

Equal (or indefinitely opposite) to "Metropolis", but it is very urban all in all.

"Some day Chicago will turn into a real negropolis."

by Quakeulf September 9, 2005

harime

A portmanteau of harem and anime.

Love Hina is a stereotypical harime.

by Quakeulf October 21, 2007

monsterbutt

(noun) The true evil among butts!

Comes in mostly darker shades with loose, mushy skin and has a foul smell reminiscent of flatulence and a freshly decayed corpse.

I pounded her monsterbutt with my 9 inch nail until we could hear the birds sing in the morning.

by Quakeulf January 13, 2006

Brollum

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

by Quakeulf September 28, 2009