american humor

If you don`t understand it,
ridicule it!
American humor could be as follows:

"Haha! Look at those japs carrying that big, pink penis around in the streets! What retards! Who would do anything as stupid as that?"
by Quakeulf January 24, 2006
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backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".
by Quakeulf October 30, 2005
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ultrabutt

(noun) It is not just your regular butt, but an astonishing ULTRAbutt! It takes every feature of a butt and makes it as extreme as possible to complete an ultrabutt.
Your puny butt is nothing compared to my ultrabutt!
by Quakeulf January 13, 2006
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system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.
"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."
by Quakeulf February 03, 2004
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vast left-wing conspiracy

Before this, leftists were just paranoid, but now they bless being able to have a reason for their paranoia so that they can legally get a straw inside the government`s moneybag for their alleged therapy-sessions involving booze and bling-bling.
Apolitical dude: I read something on the internet about a vast left-wing conspiracy...
Radical leftist: I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!
Apolitical dude: I didn`t-
Radical leftist: IF THIS WAS RUSSIA YOU`D BE IN JAIL BY NOW YOU HEAR THAT!
Apolitical dude: Whatever.
by Quakeulf April 21, 2006
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np

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.
by Quakeulf February 03, 2004
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kworitee

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".
Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."
by Quakeulf April 13, 2010
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