Colontonio

One that has no balls. On rare occasions, has one ball.

Huestin: You got NO BALLS
Colontonio: Very well

by ChainGrandma February 15, 2008

Colóntonio

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.

Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”

by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. His adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.

Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"

by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023

Colotonism

The act of being a Gummy Bear, while being overly obsessed with turtles. Adorable at all times, and a lover of Asian songs. Can often be quoted as saying "Stop that" "No" "Bad" and "Tisk Tisk." Is madly in love with Randy Schiffelbein and plans to live in his basement for all of eternity, with his dominatrix wife Gleason. Gleason likes leather and sucking on Colotonism's ... toes. Colotonism is the creator of the popular game Pretty Pretty Princess. The inspiration for this game came from his personal fantasies and both he and his wife are proud of the game's success. Colotonism is often found wandering around wearing a small sailor costume, enjoying the company of Meade. Please do not tell his wife. Colotonism's childhood was spent dreaming of little sailors such as Captain Meelheim and eventually met his dream when he attended SUNY Gaytime. It seems that everything, and everyone one, that Colotonism wants he sets his mind on and conquers. Like his ability to translate Asian songs into British.

Ryan is the founder of Colotonism and believes Colotonism is not only a religion, but also a way of life. He is active in every part of the Colotonism and is a caring, compassionate, and submissive young man.

by Colontism's Mommy March 19, 2008

Colonotorioum

A collection of ideas that don’t make sense

“My P.E. Teacher is so hot, she want’s to bang me so bad.”
“That’s a colonotorioum”

by Dusstmite August 29, 2020

Clintoniousity

How much of what you do and how you do it is similar to, in the style of, or exactly the way and manor that Clinton would react if he were to find himself in the same situation.

"Dude, the Clintoniousity of your recent life choices is truly admirable."

by Clintonian February 27, 2021

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. John's adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.

Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"

by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023