My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.
by QuacksO June 27, 2019
Get the commontater mug.When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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n.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.
1. A broadcaster or writer who attacks and criticizes instead of reports and analyzes people or events that's in the news.
2. One who writes or delivers a commentary or commentaries by attacking and criticizing.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 12, 2009
Get the commenhater mug.a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up
geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food
by wafflewomen October 28, 2019
Get the food commentator mug.A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
Get the Couch Commentator mug.(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.
by QuickHook January 17, 2009
Get the commentate mug.The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.
Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"
Wife: "What a commentatard.
Wife: "What a commentatard.
by Jing123456 November 22, 2011
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