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ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.
- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?
by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022
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Coldone

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang
Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?
by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021
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coldone

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.
by Chong December 21, 2003
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rompe condones

yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh
by LuciiOusz ChiCK March 17, 2009
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Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions
“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”
by Matua Donk June 19, 2022
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Coldness

Coldness is to be cold, cooler word for cold. (Pun intended)
I’m sorry for your coldness. Coldness really sucks.
by Frosty_is_cooler_than_you January 5, 2022
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coltonesque

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.
by udu2 November 16, 2011
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