ColdOnes

A youtube channel and podcast hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views, the intent of the podcast is to get content creators so fucked up that they say stuff they wouldn't talk about sober.

- Do you know ColdOnes?
- Yeah! I love 'em! I even got myself a little fella hoodie on shirtz.cool and got 10% of with the code coldones
- ... What the fuck are you talking about Mike?

ColdOnes by xelami the master of salami January 13, 2022

Coldone 

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang

Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?

Coldone by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

coldone 

a cold bottle of beer.

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.

coldone by Chong December 21, 2003

rompe condones 

a person who always pops condoms.

yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh

rompe condones by LuciiOusz ChiCK March 17, 2009

Colonesian 

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

Colonesian by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

Coldness 

Coldness is to be cold, cooler word for cold. (Pun intended)

I’m sorry for your coldness. Coldness really sucks.

Coldness by Frosty_is_cooler_than_you January 5, 2022

coltonesque 

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.

I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.

coltonesque by udu2 November 16, 2011