Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions
“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”
“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”
“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”
by Matua Donk June 19, 2022
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1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people
1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people
Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"
"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"
"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"
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1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.
"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"
"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"
"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"
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My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"
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