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Colonesian

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions
“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”
by Matua Donk June 19, 2022
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Colonesian

Noun

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people
Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"

"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"
by Bloody Sāmoan December 19, 2023
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Colonesian

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.
"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"
by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023
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Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.
Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.
by Dead launch February 6, 2021
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Polonesian Pancake

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.
Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.
by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009
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Coloneling

I could go for some coloneling tonight.
by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008
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clonesia

Always wanting to call someone by a different name, or actually doing it, because they look like or remind you of that other person. A disorder closely related to "namesia."
My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"
by Linwood May 4, 2009
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