Colonesian 

Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions

“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”

“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”

Colonesian by Matua Donk June 19, 2022

Colonesian 

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves

2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent

3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who abandoned indigenous knowledge in favour of what they deem are 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers e.g Christianity, capitalism, individualism etc.

"Did you see that Destiny Church guy with that 'Kiwi not iwi' sign at the stop co-governance rally?"

"Yeah, he seemed like a real Colonesian!"

Colonesian by BroIsAfraid December 9, 2023

Colonesian 

Noun

1. A person of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent that capes for colonial systems and upholds White supremacy at the expense of Indigenous people and even themselves
2. Colonisation deniers, defenders and apologists of Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian descent
3. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who totally abandoned their indigenous knowledge, people and culture in favour of what they deem 'superior' belief systems imported by the colonisers
4. A Polynesian/Melanesian/Micronesian person who weaponises their indigeneity, as well as the tools of the colonisers, against their own people

Winston Peters (Māori politician from New Zealand): "Here's the rub if you are Māori. We are not indigenous (to New Zealand.)"

"Aye?!? That's some big colonesian energy, bro!"

Colonesian by Bloody Sāmoan December 19, 2023

Colonelingus 

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

Colonelingus by Dead launch February 6, 2021

Polonesian Pancake 

You take a girl and stick an egg up her vagina. You then have sex with her untill the egg breaks. have her orgasm the egg out into a pan. Then fry it and eat it.

Hey what did you have for breakfast? A large serving of polonesian pancake.

Polonesian Pancake by Kisha Krusader June 18, 2009

Coloneling 

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

Coloneling by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

clonesia 

Always wanting to call someone by a different name, or actually doing it, because they look like or remind you of that other person. A disorder closely related to "namesia."

My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"

clonesia by Linwood May 4, 2009