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hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.
coldone by Chong December 21, 2003

Cold One-oscopy 

The act of butt bonging an ice cold brewsky. Also known as butt chugging or butt bonging.
After Brent lost a bet to his boys he had to take a good ol’ cold one-oscopy.
Cold One-oscopy by Bro Terry May 31, 2019

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

crackin open a cold one with the boys 

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.
1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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